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Cafeteria Food
by ~danopiaThe food from the cafeteria here is simply horrible. If you have ever had any, you already know what I mean. When I go up for my lunch and slide the fake plastic tray down the slick metal counter, the lunch ladies plop copious amounts of "food" down for me. The glop comes in a few different colors; among them are white, brown, and green. There are other options that they offer, such as salads.
The best way to identify lunch food is by the color, as they all taste the same (if they taste at all). White is the standard for their mashed potatoes, though there's no evidence of it containing any type of vegetable. Green commonly represents the "leafy green" section of the meal, posing as string beans or some other innocent healthy food. The rest of the food varieties fall under the category of brown, which includes meat, beans, French toast, and a cup of something that appears to be of taco meat.
If the traditional meal option doesn't have you running for the kitchen, then maybe one of the school's salads will get you hooked. We aren't precisely sure what's in one of those flimsy plastic boxes but it apparently has a little more of a taste to it. There are reports of the salads containing chewy yellow cheese, green pieces of thin paperboard, and a chunky white goo that they call dressing. I guess it dresses up the lack of taste pretty well, not that it's replaced with anything better.
If you still aren't scrambling for your ID card, then maybe the Chief's Hut can draw you in. Once there's a pass – I normally have to wait a few minutes before there's a free one – you take it and run across the hallway to the business machines room. They offer a few prepackaged snacks, and the big sellers are the soft pretzels. If it's a Friday, Thursday, or Wednesday, though, good luck getting a pretzel; they're all out for the weekend. The order each week doesn't come in until Tuesday or Wednesday.
Besides the traditional meat, salads, and the school store, the only two options left are buying ice cream from the vending machine or packing your own snack from home. I prefer that route as it's the safest one, but that's just me. Many prefer to buy the school food. This way you are guaranteed to have the professional-recommended quantities of your Whites, your Greens, and your infamous Browns.
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Hackers are not criminals. Hackers are the only people out there to keep crackers and virus coders on the run. Hackers are misconstrued by the media, but in reality, they do not cause damage or steal. Hackers keep the Internet safe from those who don't.
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