The food from the cafeteria here is simply horrible. If you have ever had any, you already know what I mean. When I go up for my lunch and slide the fake plastic tray down the slick metal counter, the lunch ladies plop copious amounts of "food" down for me. The glop comes in a few different colors; among them are white, brown, and green. There are other options that they offer, such as salads.
The best way to identify lunch food is by the color, as they all taste the same (if they taste at all). White is the standard for their mashed potatoes, though there's no evidence of it containing any type of vegetable. Green commonly represents the "leafy green" section of the meal, posing as string beans or some other innocent healthy food. The rest of the food varieties fall under the category of brown, which includes meat, beans, French toast, and a cup of something that appears to be of taco meat.
If the traditional meal option doesn't have you running for the kitchen, then maybe one of the